One day I saw that fake Stanleys were being sold on Temu so then I bought some and ... (u guys continue)
I decided to sell them because they are fake.
but no one wanted to buy them
so I died of emotional damage*
@MIHIR_KATTI said in #2:
> I decided to sell them because they are fake.
i made a Stanley stand in Camden then some Stanley freak trucked me cause that is what they do
Then I accidentally dropped one on the House of Representatives while they were having a meeting.
Then, Donald Trump, who thought I was an assassin for Joe Biden, declared war on the Bidenese. But, Obama, with his OBAMIUM ARMOUR, trapped the rebelling party in 3,000 layers of Obamium.
THEN, China took over Russia in a game of chess and declared war on the Bidenese. Ukraine, now free from Putin's wrath, found the Infinity Stones, and Volodymyr Zelensky gained the powers of Goku. Dumbledore, meanwhile, took on Lord Voldemort in a lightsaber fight.
Can confirm ^^^. I watched it all from my front porch on the hill whilst sipping lemonade.
Except for the part about China taking over Russia in a game of chess, it was Chinese Checkers, not chess.
But LSC can't be blamed for missing that detail, he was busy taking the nukes and Stanley cups to Mordor to throw them into the fire. (For heroic and advertisment purposes, respectively)
Then it started to rain heavily, followed by a hailstorm...
